Birthday Quotes

Many of the birthday quotes (and other quotes and poems throughout the site) are suitable for writing in your greeting cards.

A man ninety years old was asked to what he attributed his longevity. I reckon, he said, with a twinkle in his eye, it's because most nights I went to bed and slept when I should have sat up and worried.
~ Dorothea Kent

Birthday quotes, funny:

Another year older... another year closer to being Mr Potato Head.

Birthdays are good for you: the more you have the longer you live.

Gettin' old when familiar written words start to look weirgulous and tweerdles constry affronly.

Wishing you a happy day that's lots of fun in every way!